
SCENE 17, En Route to Tallenport
Actor 1, Ultros
H: This scene is very suspicious...
1: Oh, hello! What have we here?
1: A HUMAN! Those go great with sauerkraut!
1: Be right baaaaack!!~
H: What th4 fk0?..
FIGHT #
IF WIN, @win ; =o
IF LOSE, @lose ;omg pwned!!
@win
GOTO LINK #,#, 0

@lose
1: Yummy...
N: Your remains wash up on the Eastern Shores.
H: Dammit...
N: SUCKER!!!1
H: STFU f4g0t or I'll pwn j00r arse!
N: Ok.. sorry...
N: b17c|-|.
GOTO LINK #,#,0
END ;endz0r!

SCENE 18, Welcome Center
Actor 1, Billy Bob Joel
IF T##, @alreadygot
1: Welcome to Tallenport!
1: YEEHAW!!111
1: Here's a brochure and a map!
1: Now, go on!
GIVE T##
@alreadygot
1: Hi person!

SCENE 19, Blacksmith's Hut
IF T##, @smithEsT3hL33t
;Didn't find smith yet sucka=P
H: Hey, nobody's here!
H: A note:
H: "Hi %2! I am expecting you to find this note! I am in the mines! Since you found this note at this time, I am probably stuck in the mines! Help me out if you could."
H: "Signed, Gargalbas."
H: Wow. Better head on my way. The mine's got to be infested with monsters, just like every other RPG...
H: Ooh, money! He won't mind...
GIVE G1000
H: Got to get supplies..

@smithEsT3hL33t
; Found smith. Holy god almighty!
ACTOR 1, Gargalbas the Blacksmith
1: Hey! I can reforge that sword if you have an orb and 1000 Coins.
H: Ok.
;I'll finish this script. give meh time...
END

SCENE 20, Mine Shaft
ACTOR 1, Gargalbas the Blacksmith
1: Hello! Are you %2?
H: Yes.
1: Wow! You're a lot shorter than I thought!
H: ...
1: Anyways, I need a little help. Could you give me a hand because I can't see in this cave! It's too dark.
H: Never mind that! Run!
1: Aaaah!
N: Holy God in Heaven its the generic suprise boss fight!
Fight #
1: Phew! You are so lucky you beat that big monster considering the condition and archaic value of that sword! People would usually die!
H: OMG...
1: Let's get back to the hut.
H: K.
GOTO LINK #,#,0
END

SCENE 21, Sage's Hut
ACTOR 1, Ultra Squirrel
ACTOR 2, Strange man
ACTOR 3, Sage Jubonga
2: H..hh.ey boss!!!1
1: WHat??
2: That %3's here!!
1: Excellent!
1: Give up the sword, %3
H: Never!!!11!!1!1!!1!!111!1 Screw j00!
1: Sassy talk, eh? This oughta teach you, smartass!
Fight #
IF WIN, @win
IF LOSE, @lose

@win
2: Boss!! Wait!
N: Grats! If you have made it this far in darkwood, you are now brain-dead!!
N: =O =D =O xP
;finish the script, dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3: Aha! It's you, the swordsman!
END

@lose
1: MWAHAHAHHAAHHA!! YOU HAVE BEEN DEFEATED! NOW I SHALL TAKE YOUR SWORD!
H: Never!!
2: HOLY bleeep!!! He's back from the dead!!! RUN!!!
H: Later suckers!
GOTO EXIT

;Bleakforest shop

;Not in use, but will be in last quests.
;SCENE 8146
;ACTOR 1, "Zorimir", a78, 1, -15, 75
;MUSIC Arcturus-Fall_of_Man
;MOVE 1, 65, 70
;1: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
;H: What the hell?
;1: Yes, you probably thought I had succumbed to the magma pool!
;1: But, I had some help getting out alive...
;ACTOR 2, "Alexis", a71, 1, -15, 60
;MOVE 2, 60, 60
;H: No...
;2: I can't believe you fell for this!
;1: YES! She was posing as one of your pathetic agents in the GRAGEE!
;1: She is with US in our generic plot to take over the world with the Sword of Destiny with the Darkmeister as our ruler!!
;H: Oh my god, that whole speech was so generic.
;1: What? YOU  and the world are at my mercy and you STILL have the nerve to mock me!?
;1: I won't bother with you...
;MUSIC Atreyu-Someone_Standing_on_My_Chest
;1: But Alexis will!
;MOVE 1, -15, 75, 1
;MOVE 2, -15, 60, 1
;FIGHT
;IF LOSE, @died
;MOVE 1, 
;@died
;MOVE 1, 
;1: HAHAHAHA! 